kimiknowsthesecrets:

You can all thank me later <3 (MY GIFS, BY THE WAY)

TEAM AVATAR 2.0, LIVIN’ IT UP.

<3333

lilyvdb:

firehouselight:

disasterscenario:

nooby-banana:

beesquid:

princesslunaslullaby:

micthemicrophone:

newcloppingrepublic:

travellingbuttbuddiesnonpareil:

ask-herpy-the-pet:

saphazure:

bubblebats:

laserpon3:

sfrfaceplant:

This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5” and a depth of about 6”. You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don’t finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean! The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don’t have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere!
 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :*(

GOD DAMNIT WHY…WHYYYYYY DID SOMEONE MAKE THIS :(

FCK NO 

bye bronies

leaving

me gustaaaaa

Oh hell no!

Oh godfuckingdamn.

Me gusta.

-Wolffie

I am laughing so fucking hard right now omg.

whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK

is that what i think it i-

OH GOD YES IT IS WHY WHY WHY

BRONIES WHY

This needs to be spread because of how not-okay it is. :)

My friend called this the 1st horse of the apocalypse.

I’m inclined to agree. GOODBYE EARTH

lilyvdb:

daretobemoreawesome:

mcmayhem:

firebird463:

localluciaranter:

ruingaraf:

shinycryingalonewithutaite:

tomquest:

whipmyfrobackandforth:

Sapphire

pearl \m/

emeraaaaaaald

Red. Fuck bitches, I was old-school.

Red.

Red

Blue.

Silver.

BLUE. Fucking Squirtle up in here

Yellow.

alixjay:

moondemon93:

mattandliam:

deduce-me-e:

just-another-stormtrooper:

i-cant-f0rget:

Why the hell can I hear a thump when I look at the picture? And no thump when i look away? OHMY.

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!!!

holy crap

I CAN SEE SOUNDS.

DEVIOUS FUCKERY

I CAN FEEL THE THUMPS IN MY EARS WHAT

GFGKLEMFNGK

JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT.

WHAT

OH MY GOD

I’m re-blogging this every time I see it.

what the fuck..

WHAT IS THIS!?!!?!?!?!!?AHHHHHGGGGGG

I CAN HEAR IT

HOW CAN I HEAR IT

WHY CAN I HEAR IT

You can hear it because your mind is thoroughly convinced that there should be a thump due the the picture’s vibrating, so it MAKES you hear it…meep.

I know how it works and it still creeps me out.

What the actual fuck?!

HOLY SHIT

INTERNET SORCERY 

nooby-banana:

egriz:

tuperting:

winterfellings:

seekinglegrandpeutetre:

doctor-who-companion:

OMG GUYS IT IS HAPPENING! IT IS FU*KING HAPPENING OMGGGGG

ASJDKFALJSEGIAOJEGASDJGAI

CRYING

I was going to be so devastated if it didn’t happen..but I can still hardly believe it.

nootherendoftheworldwilltherebe:

dontbearuiner:

sadienita:

alittleveggies:

requiemsong:

mldmnnrdrprtr:

crazylipgloss:

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

Reblogging for the comment

How old are you? 

“ten”

How long have you been ten?

“…”

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

Misty looked at Ash, his breathing still heavy from carrying her on his bike as fast as he could through the long grass outside of Pallet Town.

“You’re eyes are impossibly huge and black,” Misty said. “Your hair is… incredibly pointy, and doesn’t need product. Your face changes size and shape based on your feelings… and sometimes you speak like - like you’re from the 90’s. You never spend money on anything; you don’t go to the bathroom.”

The silence hung there, thick and heavy like a Snorlax blocking the bike path. 

“How old are you?” Misty asked, not sure if she wanted to know.

“Ten,” Ash replied, with a slight smirk and an almost amused tone.

Misty new that wasn’t true. Ash wasn’t like the other boys her age. He wasn’t even like her older sisters who ran the gym in Cerulean City. He was wiser and his passion was genuine.

Ash didn’t just want to catch them all, he needed to. He was going to be the best there ever was no matter how long it took, which gave Misty this nagging in the back of her mind. She had to know for sure.

“How long have you been ten?” she asked. Her voice weak, knowing full well the answer could change everything she thought she knew.

“A while…” Ash said. His voice trailing off, as if he were losing himself in a flood of memories.

Misty let out a faint gasp. She knew now. She was certain.

“I know what you are,” she declared, as if whatever had been holding her back from accepting the truth, finally let go of her hand and let her fall right down the Diglett hole.

Ash eyes were alive now, flickering like the flame on a Charmander’s tale.

He stared right into her and said, ”Say it… out loud. Say it.”

Misty’s heart was pounding louder than the thud of a Marowak’s bone club attack.

Despite the now eerily silent meadow, she could barely be heard as she whispered, “Pokemon Trainer.”

^^^better story than twilight

LOL

Filed under: Twilight parodies that are better than Twilight

OH FUCK

THOSE COMMENTS

PERFECTION

lilyvdb:

avatar-confessions:

“I’ve always loved the relationship between Iroh and Zuko, because Iroh became the father that Zuko never had, and Zuko became the son that Iroh had lost.”

lilyvdb:

arielle-m:

I should have named my cat Mycroft lol, but he looks so much like a Lestrade…I’m confused.

EEEEEEEEEEE
Lestrade is the CUTEST KITTY EVEEERRRR

capricarnival:

Once upon a time, there came a day, a day unlike any other… when Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat… to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand… on that day, The Avengers were born.

perfect

YES

simonist:

Forest Interior tutorial by dpaint

Here is a way to organize the complex information of an interior forest. This will work no matter what your rendering style happens to be. Whether you are an impressionist painter like me or a realist, the basic building blocks for the picture are the same the only difference is how far you want to carry the finish. This photoshop demo is based on a traditional painting I did a while back.

The challenge is to arrange the information to give you the illusion of space where no horizon is apparent. Forest scenes work best when you use clearings to establish a foreground or middle ground to help divide space in the scene. It doesn’t matter if you are painting jungle or alpine forests the abstract qualities of design still apply.

It helps to visualize the anchor points of the composition first. These objects will have the most detail and can be flagged or spotlighted for greater effect. They will give your eye a place to go in the image allowing you to use areas of less detail as counterpoints.

I always start with large areas of color keyed to the average for that mass this helps to unify the shape. I set up the different layers and work between them to balance color value and shape. Once these are established to my liking I begin to develop and refine the painting adding interest as I go.

Reblogging for me